Spanked Warm and Rosy

I was napping and minding my own business.  Simon was watching stupid baseball on TV, but the game was rained out or whatever and he came up to find me.  He decided it was time for my spanking.  I was not 100% on board with a spanking interupting my nap but I was awake enough to know I better not pass up the moment!

So, pretty much every implement we own gets dumped out on the bed and I try to remember why I like this again.  Oh yeah, because I am crazy.  Got it.  So face down on the bed I go into a pile of pillows.  Simon decides to warm up with the cane.  I yelp that that is NOT a warm up.  (Actually, with practice it can be a great warmup, but we are out of practice!)  He switched to other things that made me squawk then settled on the lovely leather paddle.  It's my favorite.  I got that with some hand spanking for a little bit.  The wooden spoon snuck in some too.  I hate that stingy thing and he likes the noises I make when he uses it. 

Ow! Ow! Hey that hurts! Ow!

Then someone decided I did not need pants. 

Hey!  Those are my personal pants!  I didn't say you could pull them down!  

Oh I need to ask?

Yes you do!

No I don't.  WHACK WHACK WHACK!

OWWWW!

The middle of the spanking is a blur of wooden spoon, bath brush, leather strap, rubber paddle, delrin loop, leather paddle, cane and wooden school paddle.  I think there was a fair amount of swearing in there too.  What is it about canes that suddenly make spankers the swear word police?

Since we've been playing bingo recently he thought it was a good idea to sing that stupid song and keep time with each implement.

B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and Bingo was his name O!

Luckily several of the nastier ones only got one B-I-N-G-O!  That many with the delrin loop would have knocked the wind out of me.

As we were winding down, he asked if I wanted to finish with the cane.

Maybe.

Do you want to count 12?

Maybe.

Do you want to be done after that?

Maybe.

Twelve lovely cane strokes later I found myself clearing off the dining room table and bending over for "six of the best" with the school paddle.  I tried to convince him six of the medium was enough but I guess that didn't have the same ring to it.  How can you not love a guy who doesn't fall for that?  I am expecting a bruise or two, I need to check later for sure.  The soreness doesn't last long for me but I do still have that warm rosy feeling on my backside.  Sigh.  Happiness.

I love this crazy thing we do.  Even when it hurts and I question why I like it, I still like it.  The pain is still pain, but feels good too.  I yelp and squawk about it and fuss that I am not taking my spanking gracefully enough, but I take everything he gives me.  I don't understand it all and probably never will. but it continues to fascinate me and probably always will. 

Birthday Spanking and Vacation Wrap-up

Well, today is the last day of my vacation and I am probably more tired than when I started!  I last left off on Wednesday, so I will write a quick post from Thursday on.

Thursday was my birthday and it kind of sucked.  The world just would not leave us alone.  At 7am we dropped Simon's car off at the mechanic and came home with the intention of climbing back into bed for a nap and/or a cuddle.  My head was hurting from my new meds so I was leaning towards nap, but then the phone rang and the world butted in.  Simon's work called and he needed to get over to the place he had temped on Wednesday to fill out some paperwork NOW.  Ugh.  So, I had to drive him over and wait in the car for him to finish.  I waited and waited and waited.  By the time he came out it had been an hour and I was starving and if I did not find a bathroom soon I was going to wet my pants.  Top it off that I was on day 2 of my new medication and I was feeling pretty emotional already so I had a minor meltdown that ended up with us having brunch at Denny's. 

We were home around 11 or 12 and the day just kind of continued.  We tried again on the nap and both of our mothers called.  At some point I slept a little because I had one of those frustrating sex dreams where you never actually get to have sex.  Then in the afternoon we had to go get the car.  I dropped him off and ran to the grocery store to grab dinner.  He called me to tell me that the mechanic did finish the car so it will pass emissions, but now we would need to go back and get him to sign a form for something else.  We had forgotten to print the form and it was closing time, so we would get to go back on Friday. Joy. 

Thursday night Simon was in a funk and kept apologizing for ruining my birthday.  I told him the whole week had been my birthday and I was not upset.  It was not his fault the world would not leave us alone!  He did give me my birthday spanking before bed.  A medium strength hand spanking over the bed with my pants still on.  Not totally what we both had in mind but a step in the right direction for sure!

Friday we ran errands in the morning and then got the idea we should go do something very naughty.  It's a secret and no one knows we went.  Except now the 3-4 people who read my blog lol.  We snuck away on the casino bus and went back and gambled for the day again. We were not as lucky as last time, we lost a little bit but we came home with about half of what we had taken to spend.  I am happy with that!  We got home about 2 am, so it was nice to have someone else do the driving.  The bus is free and picks up about 8 blocks from our house so it's great for a day trip.  For overnighters we prefer to drive.

Saturday we ran a couple errands in the morning then finally got to relax in the afternoon.  We finally got some "nap" time too.  No spankings, but some nice massages and cuddling time.  I have been promised a spanking today, so I am hoping nothing else gets in the way of our alone time.  I don't know how people with kids ever find time to be together.  It seems like we're constantly running in opposite directions and the world keeps butting in!

On Vacation this Week for My Birthday... Yay!

I have been on vacation all week and have not been home to update my blog.  Simon and I started out Friday after work driving out to see my parents in Idaho.  It was a joint birthday party for me and my dad so it was a nice visit with all of my family.  Saturday we picked huckleberries and I got a few berries and an enormous bruise on my calf!  I am super clumsy and tripped over a log with a broken off branch sticking up.  Had I not been wearing jeans I would have been bleeding for sure.  Now it looks like someone spanked my leg.  Ha!

Sunday we came home for one night then Monday it was off to the casino for an overnight stay.  My birthday is tomorrow so we celebrated a couple days early.  We had a lot of fun!  Simon won a slot tournament (I came in 3rd!) and then later that night he won $500 at bingo.  We had not tried it before and it was pretty fun.  The winning part was really fun!  All in all we came out with about the same amount we went in with even after food, drink and hotel so it was a GREAT time!

Last night we got home and relaxed on the couch and I started to cry.  Simon and I are still getting used to being together all the time and it's not always easy or perfect.  We had a really good talk and said some things we needed to say and I think we both felt a lot better.  Sometimes I feel like there are walls between us we have not gotten through yet.  For two years we were long distance.  Due to circumstances I saw him twice in 2011.  A total of about 10 days.  When he came here in May to move his stuff I had not seen him in 6 months.  In June he moved in for real.  We're both old and set in our ways so it's been interesting.  In some ways we're settling in and in others we are still on "company manners."  For example, we can never make a decision about where to go eat.  Or what we want to do.  We're being too accommodating to the point of annoying.  Plus I have been having depression issues lately and that has not helped during this time. 

I saw my doctor this morning and I am starting new medication.  I had developed a side effect that is not good and have to go off of it.  I am crossing my fingers this new one will be a good one. I have a lot of stress in my life and I have not had a lot of stress release lately.  I think a nice birthday spanking would go a long way to relieving some of that stress.  So, dear readers, keep your fingers crossed I get what I really want for my birthday! 

Simon is at work tonight and I kind of miss him.  We've spent the last 5 days together non-stop and it feels like when he used to come visit me.  It was nice to have time away from real life and spend real time together again.  He's going to be home in an hour so I am going to finish this post up.  Wish me luck on getting that birthday spanking!

What's in a Name?

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose

By any other name would smell as sweet.

-William Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet

As I create this blog I find that I am stuck trying to decide what to call my boyfriend on my blog.  It's probably not a great idea to use his real name.  You just never know with this thing we do how it could come back and bite you on the backside.   (Not in the good way either.)

So, I asked him what he would like to be called and he was no help.  He suggested assorted names featuring words like "master" and "studly." Or not.  Love you, but no.  Then we went through a list of goofy nicknames that conjure up images of strength and dominance... like "Snuggles."  He wasn't going for that.  I can't see why not, it's a great name.  Next came random names from TV characters.  Fonzie?  Also no.  

What to do, what to do? And then Google came to my rescue.  Google knows all.  I searched my online name and found that Jeanette is the nerdy, clumsy, shy girlfriend of Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks.  It was an ironically accurate description of me and a no-brainer.  I have decided to call him Simon.  

It's a slow news day at our house.  Simon made dinner while I was at work and it was delicious.  He does not cook and was pretty skeptical when I asked him to make the crockpot salsa chicken, but I told him exactly how to make it and it turned out perfect.  I think he has potential to become the chief cook and bottle washer around here.  Ha.  In my dreams.  

I feel like it took me a ridiculously long time to write so little tonight.  I am so glad the week is half over and I am ready for Friday and vacation!  I will try to have wonderful spanking adventures to share very soon. :)

~Jeanette

My Frustrations are Frustrated

I have been, well, a bit of a bitch lately.  Everything seems to irritate me.  Work, home, myself.  It all makes me cranky.  I have a vacation coming up next week and I desperately need it.  I need spanked as desperately as I need a vacation.  Somebody has been too tired for spanking lately.  Not me.  What do you do when your partner is just not feeling the spanking mojo?  Currently I pout and bitch and get irritable and cranky.  How's that working for me? Yeah... not so great.  Even saying I need it is not working right now.  Men are so difficult.  One minute they chase you around the house with a bathbrush, the next you can't get a spanking even if you back into an open hand.  What's a girl to do?

To top it off, he wanted me to read him my blog post from yesterday.  How can I properly bitch if I have to read it out loud?  Sheesh. 

Don't get me wrong, I am happy with my man.  I am just feeling a little spank cranky right now and I really thought when he moved in that would put an end to my spank crankies once and for all.  I guess real life doesn't quite work that way!

Just Another Spanko with a Blog!

Hello and welcome to my brand new blog!  I have finally gotten the nerve up to jump into the blog world.  My name is Jeanette and I am a mid-30's woman living in Washington State with my boyfriend and two very spoiled cats.  It is a D/s relationship where the cats dominate and we submit.  Naturally.

Seriously though, I do not submit to my man and he does not submit to me.  I find this makes me a bit of an odd duck in the spanking blogosphere.  He spanks me because we both enjoy it.  There are no punishments or maintenance spankings in our relationship, not that neither one of us doesn't deserve it... but that is not our dynamic.  I am hoping to find there is room in the spanking world for people like us to be accepted too.

For several years I chatted in spanking chat rooms and lurked on message boards.  My BF and I met on Spank Finder two and a half years ago.  (Thank you Bethie for making that possible for many of us.) I also made some great friends there like Rosie and Mr. Bossy from Fresh n' Wild Sassafras.  (My very favorite blog!)

Now I am trying a blog in my search to connect with others in the community in a grown-up and meaningful way.  I don't know yet what form this blog will take since I don't know yet what form my spanking life will take.  My BF and I met online and we were long distance for our entire relationship until he moved in with me this June.  It is an adjustment to going from living alone for many years to living with someone else.  Add in the spanking twist and it can get interesting! 

I hope to get to know others from all angles of this crazy, wonderful thing we do.  I enjoy learning about other types of spanking relationships and sharing about mine.

So, welcome to my new blog!

~Jeanette~