"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.
-William Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet
As I create this blog I find that I am stuck trying to decide what to call my boyfriend on my blog. It's probably not a great idea to use his real name. You just never know with this thing we do how it could come back and bite you on the backside. (Not in the good way either.)
So, I asked him what he would like to be called and he was no help. He suggested assorted names featuring words like "master" and "studly." Or not. Love you, but no. Then we went through a list of goofy nicknames that conjure up images of strength and dominance... like "Snuggles." He wasn't going for that. I can't see why not, it's a great name. Next came random names from TV characters. Fonzie? Also no.
What to do, what to do? And then Google came to my rescue. Google knows all. I searched my online name and found that Jeanette is the nerdy, clumsy, shy girlfriend of Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks. It was an ironically accurate description of me and a no-brainer. I have decided to call him Simon.
I feel like it took me a ridiculously long time to write so little tonight. I am so glad the week is half over and I am ready for Friday and vacation! I will try to have wonderful spanking adventures to share very soon. :)
~Jeanette
Very cute! I'm still referring to my husband as "my husband". how's that for original!
ReplyDeleteI just didn't want to keep saying "my boyfriend" all the time. It made me feel kind of 15. LOL
DeleteHah, I love it! And of course, he's just as nervous, shy, and neurotic as Simon ;) Yum, crockpot salsa chicken sounds delicious!
ReplyDeleteI had not thought about how well it describes him, but you are right. He did go through that phase for a year or two!
DeleteI always liked Simon best, but didn't know he had a girlfriend. Good choice!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Hermione
Me too, I always wanted to smack Alvin. Simon was definitely the best one.
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